SECRET PROJECT: $SIGNAL

!!! TOP SECRET !!!
(For Authorized Personnel and Pump.fun Degens Only)

WHAT IS HAPPENING? (SCAN QUICKLY)

Listen up. I am **CYPHER-PUNK69**. Last night at approximately 4:20 AM UTC, while monitoring shortwave radio frequencies near a place I cannot disclose (it's my hobby, don't judge), I picked up a massive surge of noise.

I ran the audio file through a proprietary filter (i.e., played it backward in Winamp) and was shocked. The CIA is preparing to launch a token on Solana to cover some "operational expenses." The codename: PROJECT GREEN CANDLE.

I *tried* to find their smart contract address using "View Page Source" (I risked everything), but I couldn't. So, WE ARE FRONT-RUNNING THEM. We are stealing the national security liquidity.

THE EVIDENCE (100% FACTUAL):

Disclaimer: The above log is fully authentic. Anyone claiming it's a Paint edit is an FBI informant.

WHY YOU MUST BUY THIS SIGNAL?

• The CIA cannot sue us; if they do, they confirm the existence of the project. (It's a Legal Loophole)
• All my graphics are MS Paint originals. Zero AI. Max effort.
• I left the "Dev" status visible because they think the "Dev" is the actual CIA. (Reverse Psychology 5D Chess)
• This entire site is coded in HTML 4.0, which means Google bots can't index it.